Muttering Greeting Card

Adulting: great for bills, bad for sanity. This brutally honest checklist card nails grown‑up life—traffic jams, random Googling, Advil, and muttering *“what the &%$.” Send it for birthdays, new jobs, or any crisis that starts with “Why did I want to grow up?”

Quick Facts

• Size: A2 (4.25 × 5.5 in)  | Blank inside for your own rant

• Thick, bright‑white 100 lb cardstock

• Aqua envelope + compostable sleeve

• Printed with eco‑friendly inks in the USA

Tags: adulting sucks card, funny adulthood greeting, sarcastic birthday card, WTF humor stationery, millennial misery gift