Longer You Live Birthday Greeting Card

A birthday wish for the sassiest duo on Earth.

Scientific* fact: snarky souls live longest. Celebrate another year of savage survival with this colorful birthday card guaranteed to make your equally sarcastic BFF cackle.
*Okay, maybe not certified by scientists—but it tracks.

Details:

• A2 size, blank inside

• Premium white cardstock

• Lime green envelope

• Eco sleeve

Best For:
Sarcastic birthdays, best‑friend roast, milestone celebrations

Tags: funny birthday card, mean friends joke, live forever card, snarky celebration, sarcastic greeting