
mother's day is may 11th!
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Mother's Day - Donald Trump Asshole Funny Greeting Card
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Mother's Day - Cat Give a Shit Funny Greeting Card
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Mother's Day - Never Too Old Funny Greeting Card
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Mother's Day - MIL - Murder Greeting Card
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time to send the perfect note!
If you struggle with filling out the insides of your silly greeting cards, here are 10 phrases to get your creative juices flowing, completely free!
brand new goodies!
fresh releases from the depths of my dysfunctional brain
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This Too Shall Fuck Off Glossy Waterproof Sticker
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Quiet Enrichment Time Glossy Waterproof Sticker
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trump haters club
your one-stop shop for republican-driven angst
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Donald Trump Haters Club Waterproof Glossy Sticker
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Voted for Her Donald Trump Waterproof Glossy Sticker
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MAGA Democrat Donald Trump Waterproof Glossy Sticker
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Make America Kind Again Crying Out Loud Waterproof Glossy Sticker
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Blue Dot Drinking Team Donald Trump Waterproof Glossy Sticker
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Make it Stop Donald Trump Waterproof Glossy Sticker
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birthday snark
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Donald Trump - Birthday Planet Greeting Card
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Don't Ya Wish Birthday Greeting Card
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Donald Trump - Birthday Ruined Greeting Card
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Never Too Late Birthday Greeting Card
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Yep, I'm Still Younger Birthday Greeting Card
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Wrinkle & Gray Hair is Badass Birthday Greeting Card
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100% of our card subscription service is donated to charity - our local food pantry feeds thousands of children all year long, so these donations of bulk food are desperately needed! We have donated over 10,000 food items through this program and not stopping! Join for as low as $4/month for a monthly birthday card and do all kinds of good!
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Beacon of Light Greeting Card
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Don't Ya Wish Birthday Greeting Card
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You're a Delight Greeting Card
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Real Bad Friendship Greeting Card
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Never Too Late Birthday Greeting Card
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sticker lovers
our stickers are professionally printed + waterproof with glossy finish
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This Too Shall Fuck Off Glossy Waterproof Sticker
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Meeting Coulda Been a Slapfight Glossy Waterproof Sticker
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Quiet Enrichment Time Glossy Waterproof Sticker
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Support Trans Humans Glossy Waterproof Sticker
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Ashamed American Girl Glossy Waterproof Sticker
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Equality Hurts No One Glossy Waterproof Sticker
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Pro Life Gun Control Funny Vinyl Waterproof Sticker
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Two Words One Finger Funny Waterproof Glossy Sticker
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meet keli
Keli created Colette Paperie to bring humor and snarkiness into everyday cards. A little silly, a little snarky - but always full of heart. Start sending cards that people really want to receive!
the reviews are in!
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from michaela:
I have been getting cards from Colette Paperie for years. I fell in love the first time I saw these colorful and creative cards and I keep going back! Keli's creations are hilarious and unique, my friends and family love receiving them and I love giving them. They always put a smile on my face. Keli's products are beautiful and her customer service is superb. Each order is packaged carefully and she usually will include a personal note, some stickers, coupons, etc. I'll be a forever customer!
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from marie:
I love the cards I have received from Colette Paperie. I have always been a snail mail enthusiast but found myself writing to people even more this past year. Colette Paperie cards are unique and witty. My friends loved them and they always brought a smile. Quick shipping and quick to reply to questions as well. I have made several purchases and have not been disappointed.
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from carla:
These are my absolute favorite cards which I have been buying for years. Since I discovered them at a store in SF, they have been a constant in my card giving. I closely align with Keli's snark and thoroughly support snail mail. Her cards became an even bigger part of my life through the past 4 years and particularly this past year. Being able to send constant cards to my nearest and dearest who I haven't gotten to see in months has provided a bright spot in all of our days. As a self-proclaimed card connoisseur I can assure you these cards are tops!

own a store?
We partner with Faire to conduct wholesale business. Our cards are in over 1,000 stores worldwide! Silly cards are the perfect "icebreaker" at the register to make your customers laugh - and so many kinds of stores can benefit. We sell to boutiques, florists, museum shops, gift stores, spas, and more!
